who can i call at fucking one am when everyone has their phone off or has an exam tomorrow.
I’M SORRY BUT I DON’T THINK THAT’s HOW YOU’RE MEANT TO NAVIGATE THAT OBSTACLE…The ‘Holy Shit’ moment.
i can’t even begin to imagine what the cameraman is thinking, holy crap
the horse is just like “hey wassup”
This is so possible that it’s an actual thing for people who have multiple DUIs. They have them mandated by judges.
that is AWESOME
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars